“I really do know what it’s like to be poor, said The Donald, “after I squandered my father’s $400 million fortune on dishonest investments and tasteless luxury, I was living off of my platinum credit cards and down to two penthouse apartments and a few villas. Thank goodness for the de facto safety net for the ultra-wealthy we have in America. If we didn’t protect our rich so well, I may have died. Ivana and I were down to one daily massage and caviar three times a week, so I know all about health emergencies, too.
“I also want you to know I think I’m getting away with this hair piece, and that it’s laughable members of the Republican party think my political opinions are credible. I’m obviously a boorish idiot.”
From an exclusive interview with Donald Trump